This is the solution for life, fuck the people that hate you.
Wait, don’t really fuck them.
Don’t have sex with them, like flick them off.
Fuck them, but don’t actually fuck them.
eating is so badass i mean you put something in a cavity where you smash and destroy it with 32 protruding bones and then a meat tentacle pushes it into a pool of acid and after a few hours you absorb its essence and transform it into energy just wow
That is the most metal thing I have ever read in my whole life.